This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.
1. DUDE WRITES BOASTFUL ESSAY ABOUT HIS ‘LIQUID GOLD’ SPERM (Brobible)
2. DICKEL WHISKEY AND SERIOUS BBQ (Gunaxin)
3. SAMANTHA KELLY IS A SEXY FITNESS BABE (BugeHoobs)
4. AN IDIOT’S GUIDE TO BETTING ON FOOTBALL (FHM)
5. KID FIND MOM’S GIGANTIC DILDO, PLAYS WITH IT (Guyism)
6. TO ALL BOOBS AND ASS LOVERS (Punchpin)
7. 10 THINGS TECHNOLOGY HAS RENDERED USELESS (Guyspeed)
8. SPANK BANK: SHANNON (Gorilla Mask)
9. KATHERINE WEBB IS THE NEW CARL’S JR. BURGER GIRL (Busted Coverage)
10. AWESOME REDNECK APPROVED CAR SECURITY SYSTEMS (Double Viking)
11. A FEW REASONS WHY WE LOVE KRISTEN WIIG (Bro My God)
12. 15 DRUNK MARKER FACES THAT WILL HAVE YOU RETHINKING YOUR LAST SHOT (Regretful Morning)
13. EMMA WATSON SHOWS OFF HER ASS IN TIGHTS (Celeb Jihad)
14. MILEY CYRUS RIDES ‘WRECKING BALL’ NAKED (The Blemish)
15. THE IRON SHEIK’S TIPS ON BEING A REAL MAN (Guy Code Blog)